Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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womans having rights.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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