Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

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what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

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Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

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why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

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what is the difference between my pubes and my actualy hair on my head.... my pubes didnt fall off when i went trough chemo

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did Electra give her Dad for his birthday? Head. That's why her name is Electra.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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