- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Guest what in the butt

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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