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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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