1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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How tall is oprah.. 5'7

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was a black man walking towards him

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into another apple and finding the other half

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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