How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

I was once a hamster.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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