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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

What's the difference between a man and a woman? The latter has two additional letters added to the beginning.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Knock knock I'M IN THE BATHROOM !!

What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

How do you tell a bunch of Chinese people apart? Go up to each one and ask them their first and last names. The chances of any of them being the same is quite slim, giving each person their own identity.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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