What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

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What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Major League Soccer

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What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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your face

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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