Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

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Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

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A kid walks in to a bar. The bartender asks the boy where his parents are and he replies that he does not know. They call the police who proceed to try to contact the boy's parents. They have gone missing so the boy must go up for adoption. He gets adopted by an abusive family and runs away. Without a family, job, or money, he could not afford a house. He lived alone in a box until he died of starvation.

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Why did the boy cry? because his tear-ducts were agitated by an emotional reaction due to jokes that were ironically hilarious because of how bland and usual the punchlines were

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A black person dies.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

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There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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