- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

How do you get a horse to stop humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

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