- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Waseem is a hard worker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

I don't get it

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

A dog walks into a club. Just kidding I hit the dog with a club multiple times, killed it, and went to jail for the murder of an innocent animal.

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