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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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