What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Major League Soccer

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

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What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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