Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

thumb_up thumb_down +9

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

thumb_up thumb_down +9

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Feminism.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken saw some potential food across the street.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops