Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

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How many rats does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. But they have to be really small.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

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Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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