- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

Yo mama so poor that she's having trouble making ends meet without government assistance.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

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