- Anti Joke

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

yomamas so fat it made Ben kanobi say thats no moon thats yo mama!

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

your momma eats so much ice cream, you often find yourself without anything sweet to eat late at night when you're hungry

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!