Why did the man cross the street? He just wanted to .. i don't see why not, i mean he could have gotten ran over by a train on a road but who knows he could have been run over by a turtle!

Women's professional sports

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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