What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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Listen bitch, get over here, let me poke out your fucking eyeball, and then you tell me if it is reasonable or not to fucking be pissed afterwards! As for your goddamn technique, of course I understand it, I use it too, its the ironman method as far as I am concerned. Do not share it with people here, you can go share it with your little "shadow people" but that shit took years to develop. But yeah, you tell me whatever the hell you consider "reasonable" you get me the money, and then we can see about being "reasonable". I know many of your methods, NLP, hypnosis, covert, warm and cold reading, I know you are no fucking psychic nor do you read minds, stop telling me what the hell your "Order" is, because whatever the hell it is, your "Nero`s" have proven on this site alone, that its a laughingstock that in no way could have brought six hundred people towards liking you, even less six millions.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Do't you just hate when a sentence doesn't end how you think it will and it just octopus.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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- Hi, my name is Sarah Lennon. - Wow! Are you related to Sarah Palin?!

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a cactus? A godless abomination that violates every ethical standard known to man.

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what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Anti Joke

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