- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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