- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why are white people white? I don't know

your face

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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