- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

What has 4 legs and doesn't move? A child born in Chernobyl.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

You tell me. I have amnesia.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

whats sad about justin bieber getting hit by a car and dying ? I wasnt driving the car that hit him.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

knock,knock you suck

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

THe Election

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

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