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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

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