- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

i had sex.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

quantum physics?

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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