Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

I'm Polish.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

what is juicy and smells like juice,but it is not juice? juice. i lied about it not being juice.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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