What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why are aspirins white? Because the creator of aspirin didn't feel it necessary to color the pills.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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0 1 this is a sad sad world.

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