Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What do you call a black man on the moon - A Problem What do you call 5 black men on the moon - A Bigger Problem What do you call every black person on the moon - Problem Solved!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

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i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

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whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

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Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

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what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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