Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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