- Anti Joke

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Why was the man sad His got raped

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing