What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

How do you eat an Elephant? Elephant meat is most palatable after roasting in a 450 degree oven for 2 hours. Garnish with carrots and broccoli.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Why did Juan cross the border into America? To provide a better opportunity for him and his family.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

whats funnier than womens rights? ottos weight

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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