- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What do you call a shoe with milk in it? Shoe

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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