Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What glows in the dark and is really annoying? A glow in the dark chimpanzee

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What happened to the blind boy? He went deaf.. helen kellered....

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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