- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats green and lives in the water

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree? No.

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus unable to speak or comprehend the complexities of conversation, does not reply and shits on the floor.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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