- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

What do you get when you stab a man in the leg with a knife? A court summons because you have committed a horrible crime

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

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