This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Mikey : I wan to divorce. Miney :are u funking crazy Mikey : no I'm funking dazy !

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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On September 11th 2001, A worker of North twin tower man woke up to find his dog had chewed on his brand new phone. He went down stairs and realized his kitchen window had been broken. Getting ready to leave for work and saw his radio had been stolen out of his car. After finally making it to work and settling down in his office he spilled coffee on his lap. Enraged, the man yelled, "How could today get any worse!?"

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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