- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What would u like to drink?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Whats 1+1? window!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

yolo your orange looks orange

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

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