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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm a dog.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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