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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

A man, a dog and a pregnant woman walked into a bar, the man bought a beer, the dog was put back outside as the pub didn't allow animals and the pregnant woman didn't buy anything alcoholic as she didn't want to risk the life of her unborn child-she had a soda.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What's orange and not an orange? An orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

Two people walk into Israel. The first is shot on the spot. The second screams "I only have two pennies in my pocket!" Immediately he is raped by five Jews.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

"Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave."

Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

knock knock, whos there? the bum bum boys ready to dance :) ``~ ``sms

What do you get when you mix Lil Wayne and Lil John? A full size John Wayne

It takes a minute to know somebody, an hour to fall in love, but a lifetime to forget. Once, my mom forgot me at Disney World.

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

What's tall, has a really long neck, and eats leaves? My tall vegan neighbor's giraffe

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