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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

A baby seal walks into a club.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

A Chinese man fails a math test

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

French man: Bonjour! English man: um, i am not french! french man: oh, My chat is on this beautiful country! Her name is Valentina! English man: What you poo in the open and name them?

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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