- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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