- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

You sick fiend

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

How do you make a little boy cry? Cut off his legs.

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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