Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

I don't believe in giraffes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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