why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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Q: Buttsex? A: Butsex!

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

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Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

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Guess What??? Ur Murr

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

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