Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

I'm going to rewrite history. History.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Nickelback.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

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