- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Lets Go Lakers!

What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

How do you make a little girl laugh. You tell her something funny.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

What brown and sticky? A sticky turd

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

Obama

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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