A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

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