- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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