- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

being sober in a bar fight

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

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