- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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