hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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DERP

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Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

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