- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

what do you call a black guy african american

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Then none of us want to be right.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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