I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Screw it you write the joke.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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