- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

What do you get when you cross a dog with a cat? Nothing, it is impossible to mix 2 different animals

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

What happens to the blond when she reaches the top of the stairs She falls down them

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

knock knock Goodbye

How old are you? 7

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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