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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

A criminal walks into a bar, and shoots the bartender and has his way with the waitress. Its his bar now.

why did the black guy say he was ridin' dirty? because its been weeks since he last took it to the coin op, he's busy working as an I.T Specialist.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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