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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.