So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Why did the stranger sexually assault the woman? --Because he was a sexual predator..

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the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

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I see said the blind man, to his deaf wife, as the cripple ran by.

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

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What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

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Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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