- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

Urban ghettos

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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