- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Knock Knock. Not home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

In Soviet Russia, people commonly suffered under the might of the communist juggernaut. It was unpleasant.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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