- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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