Tony Romo

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farm was sold and he had no other place to go.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Oh wait! i don't care!

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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