What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

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A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

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whats every colour and loved by everyone Mario

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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roses are blue, violets are red. I am color blind

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Turkey Balls

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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