- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

whats worse than dieing in an airplane? jumping out of the airplane to save yourself and emediatly getting shredded by the massive engine you did not have the wits to see.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

How do you get a clown to stop laughing? You throw an awe at it. Why did Sally fall off the swing? .....I missed the clown

What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

Roses are red Violets are blue Flesh is green When the dead start to rise you're on my team

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

how does wasabi stay open during summer because tiffany is a nice person

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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