- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

What would u like to drink?

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

yolo your orange looks orange

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Whats 1+1? window!

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

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