- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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