I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

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Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Why didn't Johnny walk to school this week? He was dead.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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ure mama's so fat

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What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

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Katy Perry

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How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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