theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

What's in a glass and drinky? A drink

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Ever hear the joke about the blind guy taking care of the baby ? ... Good, because it's not funny to make fun of blind people and I doubt a blind guy would ever be legally taking care of a baby.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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