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What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

What is better than life? Nothing.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Whats funny? Your face.

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

João Duarte reads this.

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

well use a tissue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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