- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven was a registered sex offender.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks what he'd like. The man says something funny, but you kinda had to be there.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why didn't he finish his

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

My girlfriend says i cant finish a sentence properly dripping horse cum fetus rape.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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