- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

Phew... it's gone.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

here's a joke... the american education society

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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