Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

The Morman Religion.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's funny about anti-jokes? Nothing.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Screw it you write the joke.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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