- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

Roses are red, and violets are freakin violet. Not blue.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

an american walks out of a strip club.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

Yo momma is so fat that she is overweight

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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