- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

NEVER

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

So a boy walks into a bar. He broke his arm and now is severly crippled

You sick fiend

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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