Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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