Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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feminism

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Barack Obama.

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Two scientists are experimenting with sulfuric acid. One scientist says to the other, "Did you see the new intern?" In the process of turning to face the first scientist, the second scientist knocks the beaker over and spills sulfuric acid all over the first scientist's hand. The first scientist writhes in pain as the second scientist rushes to find a strong base to neutralize the burn. After a few minutes, the first scientist is rushed off to the emergency room and suffers from some serious chemical burns.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

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How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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ewrg

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Urban ghettos

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

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Q) What did the Irishman get for his birthday? A) Drunk

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Try not to laugh at this joke... Knock knock Who's there? Ha ha ha Ha ha ha who? I told you not to laugh

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Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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Anti Joke

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