- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

How many dead babies does it take to paint a car? It depends on how fast you drive.

What's the difference between a raccoon and a bear? One's a raccoon, the other's a bear.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

Yo momma so fat she's obese.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Knock Knock. Not home.

Women's rights

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Is it hungry in here? Or is it just me?

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