Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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...The new series of spinoff movies from the worlds most frightening franchise! Pretty Normal Activity: Doing the groceries *****-Did not scare me at all :D! Ballbusters movie rentals *****- The demon never showed up which made this the scariest movie ever! Could not sleep for months... Whatyumean there is nothing paranormal in this? Aww FU*beep*CK!! Sumgay Inthestreet Journal *****-Pissed myself just from hearing the title got a stroke and almost died!, was it another Paranormal movie you said? Most overhyped comment we could find. Goddamn exaggerated movie reviews that fooled me into buying the original and expect something actually scary :(

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What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Why did god make women? Because women are equally important when it comes to the birth to maintain or species.

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Theres a blonde and a brunette at a party. The redhead is left out because she has no soul.

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