- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Knock knock.

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