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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a grocery store. He asks a lady where the potatoes are. She says on isle 5 He goes to isle 5, but there are no potatoes.

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

What did dyslexic Old McDonald say? . . . I have a learning disability that impairs my fluency and comprehension accuracy in being able to read and spell

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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