A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Q: How do you keep a blond occupied for an hour? A: You write "flip over" on both sides of a blank piece of paper.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

I don't believe in giraffes.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

What is similar between women and puzzles? Neither had the right to vote before 1920. Puzzles still don't

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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