why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

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HEY!

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did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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A man walked in a bar and asked for 10 shots. (not descriptively) The bar tender got his gun out and shot the man 10 times. Another man asked for three stabs at it. The bar tender stabbed him 3 times. The last man asked for a bomb load. The bar tender gave him 100's of granades. Then the man bombed down the bar with the bar tender inside

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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