How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

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Why was the Tortous and the Hare written? So fat people will feel good about themselves.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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